Hello, I am

Patrick

Born with an abnormally long tongue that gives him a lisp, Patrick is one of the dimmest bulbs in the bunch though has a savant-like memory when it comes to the most random things that inevitably end up being important. He views things very simply and thus can find the fun in most situations, as he’s often completely unaware of any dangers or stress that are happening around him.

Sticker -- Slurp Normal
Sticker -- Slurp Shower

Personality

Lives for the laugh, has a lisp
Joyfully ignorant and overly positive
Energetically supportive of any idea, even bad ones
Ultimate Sidekick, the friend you bring on every adventure

Top Quotes

Thith tongue may give me a lithp, but it jutht meanth I thpeak with extra flavorth!

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I may not be the brightetht bulb, but I’ve got a mind like a trap for all the random and important stuff!

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Critter farts are my favorite thound!

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