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Damien

Damien’s face is permanently grumpy, but don’t let that fool you. He often says wonderfully nice thing in such a deadpan way that others often find themselves confused if he’s joking or being sarcastic. Every compliment is unintentionally backhanded because he constantly feels the need to balance good and bad.

Personality

Permanently grumpy appearance
Confuses others with his deadpan style, making it hard to distinguish between joking and sarcasm
Unintentionally delivers backhanded compliments
Has a constant need to balance positive and negative remarks

Top Quotes

Ignore my resting grump-face.

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Yeah, life’s got no purpose!

That means there are no rules!

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I love a good fart. It’s a reminder that everything I’m filled with smells bad but I still like it because it’s me.

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